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I fart in your general direction
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Old programmers never die
Old programmers never die. They just decompile.
Old programmers never die. They just lose their memory.
Old programmers never die. They just byte it.
Old programmers never die. They just get bugged with life.
Old programmers never die. They just go to bits.
Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.
Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well
Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.
Old C programmers never die. They are just cast into void*
Old Java programmers never die. They are garbage collected.
Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.
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GOTO
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followedthefreezingmoon replied to your photo: Gotcha PHP. Use parenthesis but not use…
One of the many reasons I hate PHP: Ambiguity
Gotcha PHP. Use parenthesis but not use parenthesis.
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Indentation problems
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Java 0Day Countdown
Oh python you understand me <3
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alexiosc replied to your photo: Why can’t programming books have cover art like…
That’s because Forth is Real Epic Stuff. No safety nets. No niceties. It’s a language for Real Men and Women. It’s what Conan would have learned.
Why can’t programming books have cover art like this anymore?
Where’s the romanticization, where’s the adventure, where’s the heroic mythos?
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Sexy PHP - An actual book you can buy from amazon!
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If you’re havin’ Perl problems
I feel bad for you son.
You got 99 ways to do it,
but readable ain’t one.
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